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Old 01-24-2006, 12:05 AM   #7 (permalink)
Paul
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I'm trying to hold it!

I can see it now... what did you vote?

Marxist-Leninist?
Libertarian?
Communist?
Marijuana?

Nope, LifeSupporters!

Here's a joke for ya Duke:

Martin, Harper and Layton are flying on the Executive Airbus to a gathering in British Columbia when Martin turns to Harper and says, chuckling, "You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now and make someone very happy."

Harper shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people happy."

Not to be outdone, Layton says, "Well I could throw a hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant jerks back there. Hell, I could throw all three of them out the window and make 32 million people happy."
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