Retirement Plan
(This was from Stone who sent it to me in email......HAD to share!)
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nextel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have
had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
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