With a new girl and everything is going great. I hear a song I love and want to go dance, so we head down to the floor and I start dancing. I'm having a great time until I realize, the girl I am with can NOT dance. Doesn't move her feet at all and just does that stupid booty shake almost the entire time.
1. The song is not a song you can do that booty shake too.
2. You are not black.
3. I hate the booty shake, don't do it around me.
4. If all you can do is the booty shake, leave me alone.
5. You couldn't even do the booty shake right, *I* could do it better than you.
*sigh* It's mail order bride time. That might all sound shallow, but if you can't dance - one of the main things I enjoy doing - you are not right for me.
(Duke can you add that smiley please? and this one too
please and thanks)