Unheard of...
1. I'm sick. This next to never happens.
2. I'm going to bed before 11pm. This never happens.
3. I spent 3 hours working under a van tonight. This has never happened before.
4. I'm coughing up orange stuff. It's thick and nasty and orange. I didn't think you could cough orange stuff up.
5. I feel like I got hit by a train. Goodnight, I need sleep.
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