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Weiser · 09-25-2005, 12:51 AM

Well as some of you may know, I had sort of a date tonight with a girl I met last night. It wasn't really a date as we were with friends too. We ended up going to this crap hole I hate instead of the classy club I wanted to goto. She ends up leaving fairly early so I'm left there with my friends. I'm all dressed up like I usually am, havin a beer and a smoke (oh yeah I started smoking again...DOH) when this nice hottie of a blonde comes up and asks if she can lick my head. Why do girls like licking my head? Anyways I say go for it, and she does, gives me a kiss and drags me back to her table so I can save her from the ugly guy that's staring at her from the next table.

This dude is FUGLY, and looks sort of mentally challenged the way he is staring at her. I'm going to toss it up to him being a moron and really drunk. So we chat it up, she reminds me of my best friend Jess back in Thunder Bay. Very outspoken and I'm not quite sure what to make of her, but we'll see. She puts her number in my cell and tells me to call her this week. Alright, I can do that. She then leaves with her friends.

My friends were like how the hell did you do that? Honestly I don't know, she came up to me and licked my head *shrugs* I tell them to shave their heads.

Fast forward 30 minutes. Another girl comes up to me and says she'll buy me a drink if she can lick my head (Again, what is with girls and my head - not that I care lol). Go nuts missy. Get to chattin and we exchange phone numbers. Again, my friends are dumbfounded and are starting to hate me because I make it look so easy. In reality, I did nothing but look man pretty. They try and fail, every time. I want to tell them that they look like bums when they goto the bar, but I can't - I don't know them that good yet.

So, I have Heather, Tina and Mandy to deal with this week. What do I do? I don't get paid til next week and I'm on my last $20 lol...Gah, women are money pits. Oh well, I still love'm.

09-25-2005, 12:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
Weiser Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The center of the Universe; Toronto Posts: 2,994	My night Well as some of you may know, I had sort of a date tonight with a girl I met last night. It wasn't really a date as we were with friends too. We ended up going to this crap hole I hate instead of the classy club I wanted to goto. She ends up leaving fairly early so I'm left there with my friends. I'm all dressed up like I usually am, havin a beer and a smoke (oh yeah I started smoking again...DOH) when this nice hottie of a blonde comes up and asks if she can lick my head. Why do girls like licking my head? Anyways I say go for it, and she does, gives me a kiss and drags me back to her table so I can save her from the ugly guy that's staring at her from the next table. This dude is FUGLY, and looks sort of mentally challenged the way he is staring at her. I'm going to toss it up to him being a moron and really drunk. So we chat it up, she reminds me of my best friend Jess back in Thunder Bay. Very outspoken and I'm not quite sure what to make of her, but we'll see. She puts her number in my cell and tells me to call her this week. Alright, I can do that. She then leaves with her friends. My friends were like how the hell did you do that? Honestly I don't know, she came up to me and licked my head shrugs I tell them to shave their heads. Fast forward 30 minutes. Another girl comes up to me and says she'll buy me a drink if she can lick my head (Again, what is with girls and my head - not that I care lol). Go nuts missy. Get to chattin and we exchange phone numbers. Again, my friends are dumbfounded and are starting to hate me because I make it look so easy. In reality, I did nothing but look man pretty. They try and fail, every time. I want to tell them that they look like bums when they goto the bar, but I can't - I don't know them that good yet. So, I have Heather, Tina and Mandy to deal with this week. What do I do? I don't get paid til next week and I'm on my last $20 lol...Gah, women are money pits. Oh well, I still love'm.