HAHA Duke! You gotta make those injuries WORK for ya!
I've never broken a bone or dislocated anything. The only serious injury I've really had was last year when I got toxic poisoning at work which was sucking out my oxygen. I complained....no one cared. Finally, I almost died with only 46% of the oxygen needed left in my body. It was the most scared I've ever been.
The sad part is it could have been prevented. I'll never be in great health again.
The good part is....I will end up being able to buy a house anywhere I want to and never work again!
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