It's the Human Virus Scanner!
http://totl.net/VirusScanner/?
Actually, it was quick and fun.
Here's my end result:
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
TotL
Go read Brunching
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Religion (80%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.