I don't know, I was born with my wee wee.
How do you feel big guy?
*voice from below* "Well it's a little dark in here, you know I'm afraid of the dark so why am I locked up in here?"
My response: Well you know, I haven't had a shower yet today and I don't want to make messy all over my compueter chair.
*voice from below* "To hell with the chair, I need some oxygen down here!"
My response: Sorry d00d, you're gonna have to wait, shower time soon and your gonna get extra clean today.
*voice from below* "OK, that's fine, just don't start whining when I decide to stay flacid, permanently!"
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