I am lefthanded. Statistically it seems that left handed people live 9 years less than righthanded people! Substract that from the average life expectancy, and I would barely make it to the age on which my government allows for retirement.
Add in some really unhealthy living habits, a somewhat weak constitution, and you know you would not have to bother. And if I might find a career in writing, I'd be living of royalties anyways by that time
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