[Duke]

I would love to one day own a 4 x 4 with enormous tires, a license plate that rolled around so my plate couldn't be seen and a changeable color at the flick of a switch. Then I'd do what I really want to do when I get cut off or stuck behind some tard in the wrong lane, I'd hammer right through the idiot and leave his car in shambles.

I swear, it's hard enough getting up to return to the daily grind but having to dodge for your own life in traffic is plane lunacy. How do these people ever get their licenses?