Funny Headlines
FROM FAYEBELLE......a few funny headlines!
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety Expert Says School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Farmer Bill Dies in House
Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarians Take Over
Eye Drops Off Shelf
Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Stolen Painting Found By Tree
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved Ones
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
New Study of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
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