[Fayebelle]

* Your feet stick to grape jelly on the kitchen floor--and
you don't care.

* When the kids are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a
room together and not let them out until someone's bleeding.

* You can't find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to
call you, and you run around the house madly, following the
sound until you locate the phone downstairs in the laundry
basket.

* Your idea of a good day is making it through without a child
leaking bodily fluids on you.

* Popsicle's become a food staple.

* Your favorite television show is a cartoon.

* You're willing to kiss your child's boo-boo, regardless of
what body part it happens to be on.

* You're so desperate for adult conversation that you spill your
guts to the telemarketer that calls and HE hangs up on YOU!

* Spit is your number one cleaning agent.

* You buy cereal with marshmallows in it.

* You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure
they're equal.

* You have time to shave only one leg at a time.

* You hide in the bathroom to be alone.

* Your kid throws up and you catch it.

* You cling to the high moral ground on toy weapons; but your
child chews his toast into the shape of a gun anyway.

* You get up at 5:30 AM and you have no time to eat, sleep,
drink or go to the bathroom, and yet ... you still managed to
gain 10 pounds.