That reminds me of 2 stories
1- I hit a bird in the rain- the wing was ripped off and caught in my wiper going back and forth- I had to pull over and take it off
2- My fam hunts and for Christmas my uncle gave my grandfather a mounted head from a 12 pt buck he shot (enter redneak jokes here) Anyway I was like AAAAH! What's that?! My other uncle (7yrs older than me more like my brother) said "Oh they shot Rudolph last nt- his nose went out when he died" I locked myself in the bathroom for 2hrs b/c I didn't believe the adults that he was lying. I thought my whole fam was a possee of Reindeer assassins. LOL