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Ever wonder why guys usually smell like walking armpits but women always manage to smell good even without showering daily? Yes guys, you guessed it, after 37 years I've finally learned why it‘s rare indeed for a woman to smell like a used diaper. Recently, I found myself showered, clean but without any underarm charm (Deodorant). Being a weekend without my daughter, it took me a long time to get motivated to actually leave the house. Who am I kidding, it always takes forever? Anyway, I was completely out of B.O. stick and facing a few hours of outside time a few hours after a shower, plenty of time to get ripe. Even with body spray, chances are I'd smell like a Yeti half way through my outing. As I was ready to walk out the door, I spotted some of my daughters anti-perspirant called Secret "Sheer Dry". Not knowing much about the stuff, I power painted it on my pits, soaked myself in men’s cologne (so as not to smell like a freshly bathed babies @rse) and left for the day.
Well, let me tell you, 24 hours later I still smelled like a new car. I even went out again the next day without hitting the showers and still came home without the accompaniment of swarming insects. I showered anyway and that's when I found the reason for my prolonged freshness, carnauba wax. Yes, you heard me, I had the equivalent of a scented candle clinging to my pit hairz and it took a lot of lather to rid myself of that wax buildup. It occurred to me later that night (as my body painted men’s only stick started to fail) that women don't smell bad due to chemicals within the body; women smell good because of substances they wear outside the body. Just think of it, if you wear scented wax, whale blubber, and polypropylene products, the worse thing you can ever smell like is old Tupperware and it takes weeks to get to this point. Take it from me guys, it's not the woman that smells great, it's her bodywork. Discuss why women smell good in our forums. |
